Everybody Do the Hopscotch!

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(taken from part 3, the hit song by Captain Salamander and the Anthropomorphic Squid, "Everybody Do the Hopscotch!"

Science can be fun

But it gets repetitive

You lose your zeal for work

You lose all incentive

Gotta take a little break!

Or your work you will botch

Time for an awesome dance

Everybody do the hopscotch!

It's supposed to be a game

We know it's not a real dance

But you'd really like our version

If you give it half a chance

We made it even better

Kicked it up a notch!

It's a swingin' good time!

Everybody do the hopscotch!

Swing your leg to the saxophone

And jump to the accordion

Spin around to the ukulele

And feel your spirit freein'!

You'll want to join in

And not just sit and watch

Best thing since supercolliders!

Everybody do the hopscotch!

Amelia Earhart does it (woo-hooo)

And Doctor Forrester too (woo-hooo)

And Spartacus on his couch (woo-hooo)

Dancing to the 'woo-hooo' (woo-hooo)

James Brown wishes he did it

And so does ex-mayor Koch

The Jackson brothers fear it!

Everybody do the Hopscotch!